But I don’t understand why people want to find the easiest way to do the hardest shit. It’s hard for a reason.

Ain’t shit up. Just crispy.

Nahhhh Thats hate gang

Ladies if this you, congratulations you are now part of #drenchgang

You #DrenchinShit......

He for sure salty

Yes cause this ain’t a dam threesome and he ain’t fixed. Shit nor am I and I know he smell that mf juice box lmaoooo

And if you was really sleeving shit she got that name, initials or nickname tatted...

Now he gon really dye that mf beard lmaoooo

None of the joints in Detroit live by themselves. Most got kids or if they do live alone they dusty ass friends always there.

Im crackin summ fine for sureeeeee

Amerie- Why dont we fall in love

Man oh mannnn i know where i was when that came out and i was chasing a particular girl who was dubbing me...

I think about all the ones i let get away when i hear that song. Lol i be in the car or the function on some lowercase sad shit

People keep saying this needs an app, You gotta work the kinks out first. Even FB was thefacebook.com before it was an actual app. We are all beta testers. App dev takes servers/data center, Indians from India (😂) and lots of money to run and manage. For those wanting an app, have you ever made an app nigga? lol Have you even tried coding ANYTHING or even able to acknowledge bug fixes? Ok then.

I got a gym homegirl that I did NOT CRACK but we cool af. I asked her "When yall come to the gym with the scrunchy shorts/ pants with the ass sitting and the knuckle boxing, whats the goal?" She said "Its just for you to see. I could wear big ass clothes but I want the right one to see it but I cant stop everyone from seeing it..." Thts peace and I thank you sis, on some knuckle shit...

You need oregano and parsley lmaooo

Ish is authentic

Speaking on this. There’s always a more attractive person in the relationship. And it shows.

Thats why you gotta cheat with care babe... cant hurt if you dont lnow

Last thing, i did think it was weird every girl i had he wanted right after i was done with them. One of my exes said that he does that because of obsession or envy, but nothng in me would allow me to neck a girl who my mans just pulled out of. Dog did move to Atlanta and now he in Columbus. 🤣

CONT... Now at the time i didnt think anything of it, but as i got older i aint EVER going down on a girl who just pulled a fresh meat out of her. EVER...

ANYWAY i see girl later on in the future (looking like a warehouse 6 smh) and she said" remember when you and bro and me hooked up? Yeaaaaa be careful around him cause that nigga is a lil gay." And she referenced what happened. I said "Well he moved to Atlanta" and she said "oh he at home home now lmao" she said when they fucked he kept asking who fucked her better and i thought that was weird...

CONT... and we arrive at the fucking honeycomb hideout. She gets in and turns on Plies (its 08 relax...) cause she liked to strip off of "Dat Bitch" by Plies.

She dancing and shit. i aint go lie it was a vibe then she went in the room...GAMETIME

Now she lays down and bro is at head and im at box.
i start fucking right after from back and bro is still at head... <<<<KEY POINT

We fucking switch and he then starts eating and im getting topped...

CONT... So bro got a telly and cracked girl. I said "shit was fire wasnt it??" He was like hellll yea nigga we should have switched that one day (my sentiments exactly but whatever)

So bro was like "You think we can run her" i said "ask her nigga set the play up" Bro calls girl and she said "Let me talk to Cass first..." BITCH FOR WHAT! YALL ALREADY FUCKED lmaoooo

So i was like if you wanna do this im down just know we gon take care of you. She said she was with it.

I and bro go pick up girl... we drinking in the car frieddddd

CONT... im so out of it im like "who fuckin???" I fell back asleep. Assumingly 5 mins go pass and he comes back like "if you dont get up now ima fuck em by myself" so i get up and low and behold Girl is bent over eating sis out... I instantly do the BRUCE ALMIGHTY and take clothes off and im on girl and bro is on sis. *Sidenote we never switched but i wish we would have*

OK cool. time goes by and I cut girl off. Bro knows i cut girl off so he backdoors and hit her up on some non-bro shit. As president of RNA (Real Niggas Association) IDGAF....

CONT... great time while we was out. So we get in my car and we are all ZoinkEDDDD out our minds. I got girl but bro dont have a girl. He ask girl "you got someone for me" Girl calls sis and sis says come get me... W mans i am...

We pick up sis and this bitch is COLDDDDDDD like a 9.5. Girl was like a 8 but moving along. Now we got liq in the car so we finish it with her to get her in the mood you know.

all 4 of us get in the house... me and bro falls asleep on the couch and chair...drunk af. Bro wakes me up like "nigga they in there FUCKINNN".....

Ok story about how i think my homeboy might have been a lil gay. Lowkey still might be but whatever.

Year is 2008. me and my childhood friend got a crib together. Also the grammatical errors you just gotta deal with. OK? ok...

Anyway, i met a girl, girl was a stripper but she was cool. i was 23 and she was 21. Me and her went out once to the fire works and then we got to fucking shortly after that on a regular. A vibe. so One day girl is at our house and we all about to go out; me bro and girl... bet. we carpool to said function and we had a...

Its story time brace yourselves. #sickostories

I like mayor nigga. He cool

Think ima tell a story a day every morning.

Now granted, it wasnt all that so im not really turned on and i really want her to get in her autobot and GTFO but remember my motto, "The mission is the mission" so i kept my head in the game and did what needed to be done. I guess all the moving around made her nauseous.....She threw up in the livingroom on the floor and said sorry i gotta go home. Literally didnt help clean it up. got in her stupid easter egg shaped Benz and left.
Moral of the story, Always see the mission through as if you are the only one that can finish it. Def came back 5x lmao

MANNNN so TEMU Kardashian got out the shower and we got str8 too it. i enjoyed the aesthetic of fucking her more than the quality of the sex... fair... and dont judge me either cause we all fucked a girl just cause they was fine af but the look dont equal quality.

So she goes to sleep. then i fall asleep....

The NEXT FUCKING MORNING i wake up she goes to look at her phone (which she left in the car) comes back inside and bends over and says "i need more..."

OK so she gets out looking good and she comes in smelling like Baccarat and BBL and wanted to kiss me and shit. I started to question my actions but the mission is the mission.

anyway... Princess Persia wanted to shower, thank god. I get her stuff for the shower and she goes to shower. She purposely gets naked in fromt of me... I literally DOWNED A PINT OF TEQUILA cause remember i wasnt expecting box... BUT BOX IS HERE.

So one day im sitting at home, me and peanut playing the game. She calls. Its been a week since we even met. She says "WYD" i then say "at the crib chilling, what you on??" its fucking 12:56 am.... hopefully fucking right? Right.

She says "give me you addy and im spending the night..." now look. Yall know when yall dont plan on fucking and now you gotta InsTanTly plan on fucking? 😂 So anyway she pulls up... NEW Benz EV... ok your not charging that shit here so hopefully you got a wireless charger tf...

Anyway, time for debauchery. So i hadnt ever had one of those Kardashian types right? right.

Few Years back one comes into my fav cigar lounge. but i keep it cool. one of the big homies told her like "im too old for you but my nephew a fucking superstar" ...thats a lot to live up too but i think i can do it lol. I give her my # cause if she interested shell call. 43, divorced ex NFL nigga, Indian and Persian, her crib valued at 880K, she had like the rib removed bbl shits. cold. Dont like lip fillers so she was a 8.8...

From the main pod yesterday, I agree with the no bonnets and du-rags. Like we are more than the uniform portrayed to and by us. We can be professionals and we can show that not to them, but to each other. The younger generation have NO examples of black professionals and/or attire and EVERY example on Nigga shit.

Like I wanted to be like Ben Carson or Thurgood Marshall... The new kids wanna be YB and a streamer.

You know how easyyyyyy it is to discover some info about you on the internet? Nah, you cant. If you did you wouldn't lie on this thing called the internet. This isnt 2012.

What’s your go too all purpose seasoning?

Who got the group chat. I want in dammit.

His weird lame ass due for a win. CAPSlock teeth head ass. I want sisi tho no lieeeeeee

So I gotta donate blood due to high iron count. Red Cross comes to the job. The AC is on fucking 66. Nigga if I got thick blood why make it thicker dropping the temp?

I give one measley pint of blood and they try to get another and that shit clotted and clogged the needle. She says we can do the other arm… maam you actually can gtfo. No. Nigga I’m dizzy already 😂

I cant wait til we able to go live on this... nah i wanna see faces to these lies lmaoooo.

Anyway, my coworker just farted right, but his mouse pad keeps sliding. Ok Scott....okay

The system is freaking out over long stories so ill tell them later. lol

Anyway I stand by the best sex i ever had, like my top 5, were not good ppl and i still wouldnt be with em but boyyy yall will never be forgotten. Im supposed to have 7 kids yo.....

Who got the Methaqualone? time to take a trip lol

you on to summ.....

Ok so peep. i don't have FB, SC, IG, TT, X, nothing but this. BUT, i have a LOT of shit to say but no platform to say it too and this place is too new and, well....under populated but until then what app would you all suggest to literally talk lies and truth together? Cause a good blend equals entertainment, right?

I particularly don't like when dudes have this ultra tough persona. Shows Insecurities. I also don't like when dudes that never had to stand on some shit talk like they been beating dudes up since middle school. Shows fear. Just be cool. Who's trying to fight at our great ages anyway?

Get in shape, take care of family, get some money and get some hoes, kindly.

Aye. Sooooooo we all getting along orrrrrrrrrrrr

Peace today right?

Whatever @a__card said I believe tf. lol

@Podfather You giving twitter a lot of action that we dont get here.........

You wanna drop body fat? Get on Retatrutide. Thank me later. Just make sure you workout while on it. If I had a lot of bf I’d be on it for sure. I’m all for a good cheat code!