ChrisPremium

@blazesandstorm
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I fix tech, overthink everything, laugh at dumb jokes, and somehow end up in three-hour conversations about random topics. Figured I'd fit in here.
Spotify
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Interstellar
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ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Bro is in here eating a cinnamon roll like an angry falcon
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Yo...this lady just came in dressed like she came in on the Double Dutch Bus and started wiping down the chair with baby wipes, then put the used wipe into a ziplock.😶‍🌫️😫🫠
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Doing a thing today; two people here look like the person of interest from SVU, and one guy is the room expert already, SMH. I hope better folks show up soon.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
... stay? 😶‍🌫️🤣🤣😭
mila @dntlookatmi 2 days ago
oh bby, I’m leaving here with SOMETHING ; and you being awake don’t stop nothing 🙂‍↔️
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Your dreams are deferred no more!
peela @peela 2 days ago
Ima quit my job and go after the one I really want thanks to Chris lol
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Stand on your square and soak it in.

I feel like Goku.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Watch the water to see where the movement is 😶‍🌫️🌊
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Had to watch the waves flow in between tasks

😶‍🌫️🌊🌊🌊
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
As I left my job today, a woman walked up to me in a Princess dress to talk to me while she walked her dog...cap right? This is her walking away.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
💯💯💯
B. HillPremium @Beez180 Jul 24, 2026
A brief thought for today:
Self-care isn't a luxury or an afterthought—it is the foundation that allows you to show up fully for yourself and your loved ones. True sustainability comes from recognizing when to push forward and when to pour back into your own cup. As you move through today, give yourself full permission to slow down, protect your peace, and take care of the vessel that carries your vision.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
But the fruit in the loom is still delicious.
EbonyPremium @Ebony Jul 23, 2026
I like my bitches
Lil different tho 😐
I’m trynna eat it
Thru panties
Not boxer briefs 🫩
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
And with that snapper
JBC Alum Brick @Suxmycoxsian Jul 23, 2026
Dyke barbers be cold with the clippers
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Called me yellow pages cause my fingers always walking
Ca$$Premium @cass Jul 23, 2026
Nigga was aiding Ross with streams b4 adin Ross had ever streamed
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
Protect this Queen
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee Jul 23, 2026
My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
💯💯💯
MercedesMaybvchPremium @MercedesMaybvch Jul 22, 2026
Your body keeps the score!
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
There are at least two🤷🏾‍♂️
DrfaggotPremium @drfaggot Jul 22, 2026
No that’s not what I meant. Yall are amazing, but ain’t no DICK in there!
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
😶‍🌫️👀
DrfaggotPremium @drfaggot Jul 22, 2026
Like, I could be getting RODDED rn and I’m here being faithful getting terrible dick cus I LOVE YOU??? Aw wtf is wrong w me
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
DrfaggotPremium @drfaggot Jul 22, 2026
As a retired hoe, it’s hard out here settling for some bad dick
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
DrfaggotPremium @drfaggot Jul 22, 2026
DEFLY boutta cheat on my nigga I been tellin this mf for TOO LONG how to lay down dick I’m TIRED!
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
💯
Feetz 🌻Premium @FeetzNTreatz Jul 22, 2026
They thinking too hard, a lot of them people you wouldn’t recognize if they was dressed down fr. Common faces can get lost in a crowd. Mike Tyson thou, you’re not mixing up that face tattoo for nobody else.
ChrisPremium @blazesandstorm ·
Joe Budden Podcast
CHYnuhPremium @chyneseee Jul 21, 2026
Daily Reminder🚨💔🕊️
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